We all met up at the Union at 6, well, apart from the late comers (Oz and Fab who had to be picked up by Lee). As we had too many people to get into the minibus the rugby boys very kindly gave the rest of us a lift up to Hillsea to the carvery (Thank you). Upon arrival we went straight to the bar for a much needed beer whilst we waited for the minibus to arrive. It soon arrived and the passengers caused havoc in a quiet restaurant getting more drinks in an hour then their probably used to in a whole night. We all sat down and after a quick speech from Steve ‘Tea total’ Burt we all headed for the food. Fab ‘pain master’ Bong and Lee ‘sleeping driver’ Mason were the only ones who could fill their plate’s higher then a small mountain and go up for seconds and thirds (good effort). The food must have done a good job as when we finished Fab made a speech welcoming the new freshers to the club and congratulating the tournament team who brought home 10 medals from the Bournemouth open. We carried on drinking whilst Fab was still eating. We were all having a good gossip and talking about our social gear but then Amee ‘No sex’ Plumb came out with ‘I’m not having sex’ which was quite amusing. Lisa ‘Barbie’ Henley told Mike ‘rowdy’ Dowdy to shout out SEX, as we knew who would turn around and be as alert as a meercat on heat, and yes - who other then Adam ‘Sex addict’ Thomas responded immediately to that word. We all finished our drinks and went onto the Union where we played many games of touch cup with a few people getting screwed over, mainly Laura ‘alcoholic’ Dadd and Joe ‘piss head’ Bruce (they will regret it in the morning). Many people were amazed by Oz ‘Guinness lover’ Bishop’s drink, as many of them were attempting to draw master pieces on the head of the Guinness (how many fingers were in your pint?) Many embarrassing photos were taken that you will be able to see on our website especially one of Asa ‘photo hater’ Easterbrook who wouldn’t have any photos taken of him except when his head was in Adam ‘Sex addict’ Thomas’ lap, whilst being humped by Laura ‘alcoholic’ Dadd, I’ve got proof. We all soon went upstairs to attempt to dance but a few light weights left us to it, not mentioning any names: Steve ‘T total’ Burt and Joe ‘piss head’ Bruce. We were dancing like idiots especially Eve ‘hyper’ Humphrey and Laura ‘alcoholic’ Dadd who were getting very close. The night soon came to an end with a few people more worse for wear then others like Mike ‘rowdy’ Dowdy who struggled to walk in a straight line. We all had a wicked night and enjoyed it immensely.
Thanks go to the rugby boys and Lee for taking us to the carvery.
Ben C
